I was walking down Michigan Avenue and decided to stop in the Chicago Art Institute.....

probably not many zombies inside, but a good chance there will be allot of paintings of dead people, by dead people.....

Well... you can tell by the look on my face that I was shocked to find a knock-off of Brainstorm's "next of kin" hanging in the American wing of the gallery...... Who would recreate a classic and actually add eyeballs and clean up the gore? I was appalled!

Some guy named Grant Wood, who claims to have died in 1942, is taking credit for this. There is even a plaque next to it speaking to this character's life, career, and this specific recreation of a Brainstorm Studios classic. Yes, my eyes are closed, however there was only time for this one shot since I stepped over the rope, slipped a ScareShop.com discount card behind the plaque, and ducked away without being ejected from the Museum....

Some (short) time later, I was surprised to see the card still in place....

"Go ahead, take the card, you can get 10% off your off your purchase of "next of kin" at ScareShop.com! "